this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
wow bdsm is so cute
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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