New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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