we have officially lost it.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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