you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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