so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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