Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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