I love having hate sex.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
