I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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