I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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