I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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