sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
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