so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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