How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
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