is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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