She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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