what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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