I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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