He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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