So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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