do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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