i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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