ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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