ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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