try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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