I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
