that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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