he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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