If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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