I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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