i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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