Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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