Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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