Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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