Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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