I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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