Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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