Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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