We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Your penis caused this!
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