The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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