I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
