The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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