question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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