come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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