Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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