if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I forget how to act sober
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