Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
