Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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