Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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