North Korea, Best Korea!
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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