How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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